but the lizard people decide everything anyway
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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