plz talk dirty to me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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