im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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