He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Shame - the story of my life.
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