I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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