Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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