Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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