Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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