No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
two words: eviction party
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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