I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
