bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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