Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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