i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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