i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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