lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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