He uses pillows to masturbate.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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