Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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