She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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