dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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