i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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