At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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