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(402): View more from Nebraska

Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm pregnant just thinking about him.

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(626): View more from California

in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"

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(518): View more from New York

I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.

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(315): View more from New York

He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...

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(316): View more from Kansas

This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?

(701): View more from North Dakota

YOUTHS.

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(302): View more from Delaware

He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.

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