love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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