and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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