I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I was not drunk enough for that final.
ok first of all what the fuck
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
