I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
