In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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