Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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