If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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