I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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