I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize