She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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