Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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