I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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