For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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