I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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