awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
