with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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