i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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