Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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