There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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