I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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