OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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