don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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