So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
