Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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