I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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