I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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