The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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