They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
