It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
Randomize
