sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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