I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
