someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
How naked do you want me to be?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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