how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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