Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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